Monday, June 20, 2005

Thank You & Please Stay Calm

A journey of a thousand miles begins by telling the kids to go the the bathroom before you leave, because once we are on the road, "we ain't stoppin'.

What I am trying to say, is that we are making progress here, but much of the work at this stage of a campaign is done behind the scenes. Thank you for your support, we have received numerous entry for the logo contest, and will be announcing the winner at some point closer to what is considered to be the future than the present.

In the mean time, if you find yourself in a situation where you are tempted to make an ass of yourself, ask yourself, what would Pile do?

Thursday, June 09, 2005

American Logo Idol Challenge

Okay American peoples, America needs your help. We here at the Pile On for President Steering Committee have run into a slight problem in the early stages of phase II of the draft Pile for president operation. We need a logo. One that we can use for t-shirts, buttons, bumper stickers (when was the last time someone was elected President that didn't have a quality bumper sticker?) and for a blog site side bar thingy.

Why do we need a side bar thingy. Well in the Post Dean age of Presidential politiconess, the internet is integral to victory. We firmly believe the next President is going to be a blogger, so we are starting the Alliance of Free Range Pile for President Blogs or AFRPPB. All you will have to do blog peoples is proudly display the AFRPPB logo on your sidebar and you will be a member in good standing of this august elite blog alliance. We are convinced of the criticalness of this being accomplished in the mid chapters of the early phases of stage II.

But for people to show off their augustness, we need a logo.

So far this is all we have and I don't mind telling you, we are not too happy with it. Not too happy at all. So if some enterprising American wants an inroad into the fast paced world of Presidential politicy, here is your knock of opportunity. The winning entry will be given a highly paid, high ranking advisory position on the Draft Pile for President Steering Committee.

I know, I know it is the chance of a lifetime for some future graphic designing Atwater Rove type.

Submit your entries to....

draftpile-at-sbcglobal.net

**hint hint, something kind of patriotic might be just the thing for ticket punchage**

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Let Us Rise Above Mediocrity

We here at the Pile for President steering committee don't want to spend a lot of time disintegrating past Presidents and past Presidential candidates, but (and you knew there was a big but coming) we can't let this go noticeably unnoticed.

The best these two could do was a C average.

C students at a University that has never won a college football national championship.

We have it on good authority that Pile was a B student.



Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Author:Joseph Heller

Saturday, June 04, 2005

The Next Step

Mr. On has finally taken note of our work here and we are pleased to report that he seems to be considering our presidential proposition.

This means we have completed the last part of phase one and now must move on to the early part of stage two.

We are going to need a logo, bumper stickers, t-shirts, organizations in Iowa and New Hampshire and about 100 million dollars.

Let's get to work people.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Overheard in a Red State Sporting Goods Store

Pile:

Excuse me ma'am, might I be able to purchase a hunting license in this business establishment?

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Time is Now

Pile On has been old enough to be President for over three years now.

Constitutionally speaking that is.

For the love of God, what are we waiting for!!



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Saturday, May 21, 2005

The Gravitas Photo Post

When we of the Pile On for President Steering Committee look at this photo, these are just a few of the things that come to mind.

Presidential.

Leadership.

Electable.

This guy will let America be America again.

And of course....

Gravitas.


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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Photo With Dead Thing

Over the years Pile has had his photograph taken with all kinds of dead things.

And he full on supports your right to kill things and have your photo taken with the dead things you have killed.















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Sunday, May 15, 2005

Why Pile?

Have you ever read his blog?

Fercrissakes, the man has the kind of visionary genius that comes along once in a generation.


If you are lucky.


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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Pile Has a Good Memory


Pile won't forget this until every person who planned, assisted, funded, or knew about this and looked the other way, is taking a nice long dirt nap.

And then he will remember it some more.







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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Blogger--Family Man



Isn't that wholesome?

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Some Slogans

It's beer-thirty in America.

Just because it's morning in America doesn't mean we can't enjoy a beer.

We Like Pile.

Pile, he is every bit as electable as the next blogger.

Skeletons? C'mon grandma, we're talking aught ocho here.

Pile, the most likely candidate in a hundred years to eliminate one worthless, bloated, redundant, counter-productive piece of shit government program.

On.....Pile On.


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Sunday, May 01, 2005

Pile For President Reason # 39

Pile will make unilateral ass kicking cool again.



Why #39?

Perhaps I am counting backwards? Did you ever stop to consider that?


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Saturday, April 30, 2005

Think About it Pile

If you are President, you can have whatever kind of beer you want delivered to the White House. And you will have a staff to bring them to you.

Contemplate the concept.


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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Why Pile? Why Now?

Imagine if you will..........

the Presidential debates.

Nuff said.



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